FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
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FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat … been out awhile….better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED…Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened – used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! – Must sell washer and dryer $300
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AND THE LAST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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and Alcohol label warnings:
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following
warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tye reel
gode.