Of course I love ya darling, You’re a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous, I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side, I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready, There’s somethin there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more, I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya, I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age, Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity, But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin ya the truth now, I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy, That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now, The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as, I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like, I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy’s on, And fetch another beer.