Delia’s Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman’s Way:
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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Delia’s Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.

The Real Woman’s Way:
Tesco’s sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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Delia’s Way:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.

The Real Woman’s Way:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough sh*t. Your
family will eat it and be grateful for it, no matter how bad it tastes.
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Delia’s Way: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting it in the
refrigerator and It will keep for weeks.

The Real Woman’s Way:
It could keep forever for all I care. Who eats it anyway?
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Delia’s Way:
Brush some beaten egg white over piecrusts before baking to give beautiful
glossy finish.

The Real Woman’s Way:

Sainsbury’s frozen pie directions do not include time-wasting instructions
to brush anything over anything.
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Delia’s Way:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on Your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman’s Way:

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 Ounces of
vodka. Drink the vodka. The throbbing won’t matter any more.
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Delia’s Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles And sauces.

The Real Woman’s Way: Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!

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