IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting
enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the
following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code”
should have read “pull rip cord.”
~ It was incorrectly reported last Friday that today is T-shirt
Appreciation Day. In fact, it is actually Teacher Appreciation Day.
~ There was a mistake in an item sent in two weeks ago which stated
that Ed Burnham entertained a party at crap shooting. It should have
been trap shooting.
~ There are two important corrections to the information in the update
on our Deep Relaxation professional development program. First, the
program will include meditation, not medication. Second, it is
experiential, not experimental.
~ In the City Beat section of Friday’s paper, firefighter Dwight Brady
was misidentified. His nickname in the department is “Dewey.” Another
firefighter is nicknamed “Weirdo.” We apologize for our mistake.
~ Our newspaper carried the notice last week that Mr. Oscar Hoffnagle
is a defective on the police force. This was a typographical error.
Mr. Hoffnagle is, of course, a detective on the police farce.
~ In a recent edition, we referred to the chairman of Chrysler
Corporation as Lee Iacoocoo. His real name is Lee Iacacca. The
Gazette regrets the error.
~ Apology: I originally wrote, “Woodrow Wilson’s wife grazed sheep on
front lawn of the White House.” I’m sorry that typesetting
inadvertently left out the word “sheep.”
~ In one edition of today’s Food Section, an inaccurate number of
jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette Crowley’s Southwestern chicken
salad recipe. The recipe should call for two, not 21, jalapeno
~ The marriage of Miss Freda vanAmburg and Willie Branton, which was
announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake which we wish