The Weakest Link: In traffic, what “J” is where two roads meet ?
Contestant: Jool carriageway

Radio 2: What is the Italian word for motorway ?
Contestant: Expresso

The Biggest Game in Town: What was signed to bring World War 1 to an
Contestant: The Magna Carta

Fifteen to One: What major town on the River Severn, famed for its fine
china, shares its name with the sauce used in a Bloody Mary ?
Contestant: Tomato.

The Weakest Link: Which of the Marx brothers remained silent throughout
all their movies ?
Contestant: Karl

Quizmaster; In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Contestant: Japan
Quizmaster; I did say which European country, so in case you didn’t hear
that, I can let you try again.
Contestant: Er, Mexico.

Beacon Radio: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope ?
Contestant: I think I know that one, is it Jewish ?

The Weakest Link: Which Indian leader, whose last name began with “G”,
took the title Mahatma ?
Contestant: Geronimo

The Weakest Link: Who was the only inmate of Spandau Prison in Berlin
between 1966 and 1987 ?
Contestant: The Birdman of Alcatraz.

The Weakest Link: Which famous artist painted the Mona Lisa ?
Contestant: Frank Bough.

The Weakest Link: Which calendar month is named after the first Roman
Emperor, Caesar Augustus ?
Contestant: June

BBC Radio Newcastle; How long did the Six Day war between Egypt and
Israel last ?
Contestant (after long pause): 14 days

BBC’s The Enemy Within; Which of the seven Wonders of the Ancient World
would you have found in Babylon ?
Contestant: The Hanging Baskets.

GMTV: In which direction do the hands of a clock travel ?
Contestant: Anti-clockwise.

The Weakest Link: What “W” is the capital of Poland ?
Contestant: Worcestershire.

William G. Stewart: Which city in Devon lies at the southern end of the
M5 motorway ?
Contestant: Southern Yemen.

Radio Scotland: What is the currency of India ?
Contestant: Ramadan.

The Weakest Link: Which Douglas lost both legs but still flew in the
Battle of Britain ?
Contestant: Douglas Hurd.

Radio 2: In 1863, which American President gave the Gettysburg Address ?
Contestant: I don’t know, it was before I was born.

The Weakest Link: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.

John Leslie (ITV This Morning): On which river is Newcastle situated?
Contestant: The Thames.
Leslie: Yes, well done.

Radio Hallam: Of which European country is Lisbon the capital ?
Contestant: Australia
Radio Hallam: Sorry, that’s the wrong answer, we’ll go to the next
Second Contestant: I was going to say Australia as well. Is it Gibraltar

The Weakest Link: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the
word “murder” spelt backwards ?
Contestant: Shergar

The Weakest Link: The presenter of the television series Telly Addicts
was Noel who ?
Contestant: Coward

BBC1 judgmental: British politics, who was the only female member of the
Gang of Four ?
Contestant: Myra Hindley

The Weakest Link: What “T” are the people who live in a house paying
rent to a landlord ?
Contestant: Terrorists.

The Weakest Link: According to the common saying, “revenge is a dish
best served….” what? Cold or on toast ?
Contestant: On toast

The Weakest Link: William Shakespeare wrote seven plays about Kings of
England who all shared the same name. What name ?
Contestant: oh …I don’t have an answer … (moment of inspiration) …

Family Fortunes: Name a type of fork not used for eating ?
Contestant: Guy Fawkes

Who wants to be a Millionaire: What is another name for the Pope?
a)Pontiff, b) Pontiac, c) Poncho, d) Pontefract.
Contestants Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) and Will Young (Pop Idol) after2
minutes silence … We’ll ask the audience please.

The Weakest Link: The equator divides the world into how many
hemispheres ?
Contestant: Three

Radio 2; Which is the largest rodent in North America ?
Contestant: The Great White Whale.

Virgin Radio: Name Les Dennis’s estranged wife ?
Contestant: Margaret Thatcher.
Virgin radio; Are you absolutely sure ?
Contestant: That’s the one.

The Weakest Link: Which Egyptian actor starred in Lawrence of Arabia,
and also wrote a newspaper column on the subject of Bridge ?
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.