In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details

On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would
be how???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion:Defrost.”

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:”Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

On Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat

On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or