Climate is caused by the emotion of the earth around the sun.

The chief animals of Australia are the kangaroo, larkspur, boomerang, and peccadillo.

Don Juan is a town in the West Indies.

What people live in the Po Valley? Po people.

In Athens there is a temple called the Pancreas.

The Alimentary Canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

Georgia was founded by people who had been executed.

The writing of ancient Egypt was called hydraulics.

The Greeks wore scandals on their feet.

The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

What is the sound west of the State of Washington? The sound of the ocean.

Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river.

Denver is just below the ‘a’ in Colorado.

They don’t raise anything in Kansas but Alpaca grass, and they have to irritate that to make it grow.

The value of latitude and longitude is that when a man is drowning he can call out what latitude and longitude he is and we can find him.

The chief product of the Hawaiian Islands is rainfall.

The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

The state flower of Colorado is the concubine.

Oceania is a continent that contains no land.

The climate of Bombay is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west.

People go to Africa to hunt rhinostriches.

Chicago is nearly at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.

A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes.

Persia’s chief industry is raising cats, hence the word purr.

The Mediterranean and the Red Seas are connected by the Sewage Canal.